'Twas the night before Christmas and in Williamstown
Ambulances sat quietly — all sirens shut down;
Dispatchers and medics within station walls
All bundled up cozy without any calls.
We just finished washing and waxing the rig
And hanging a wreath made of mistletoe fig.
But no sooner resting on the couch when we heard
"Hurry ... Code 1, a crash just occurred!"
The call had come in — the first for the day.
The dispatcher said "someone hit Santa's sleigh!"
"Neck pain," we thought, as we gathered our gear,
"Or maybe a drunk — it's that time of year."
As we sped to the scene with our sirens and lights,
We hoped for the best, why tonight of all nights?
We had no idea, but we were in for a surprise;
While approaching the crash, we couldn't believe our own eyes.
I said to my partner, "this must be a trick!
That man on the ground looks just like St. Nick!"
A crumpled-up sleigh, toys spread far and near
And off to the side was a herd of reindeer!
The man in the car, with a bump on his head
Was sobbing and told us he'd rather be dead.
"Oh why did I guzzle that one extra beer?
Now I"ve killed Santa – so no Christmas this year!"
My partner and I deemed this call as too strange
So we called for backup, but they were way out of range.
"No one can hear us," to my partner I said,
"I'll bandage up this one while you gauze that one's head."
The man in the sleigh I approached with great care -
The way he was dressed wasn't something I'd wear.
He wore a red suit and a weird kind of hat,
I thought to myself, "who dresses like that?"
Then he opened his eyes and said "do not fear.
Just please help me up – I must save my reindeer."
"The reindeer are fine so just stay where you are
That cut on your nose, it could leave a big scar."
I did not want to leave him, so I let out a holler,
"We need the backboard, head blocks and a collar!"
As I worked, the man yelled "No, don't strap me down
I have to bring toys to the kids in this town!"
"The children tonight are depending on me
To deliver the presents that go under their tree."
I told him, "I'm sorry, you are too hurt to go,
You banged up your head and you fractured your toe."
He whispered to me with his voice full of fear
"Then you must bring the gifts to the children this year!"
"Sir, you must think that our ambulance can soar,"
I said with a chuckle as he started to roar:
"Now Dasher, now Dancer, now Prancer and Vixen
Come Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen!
Hitch onto that truck and take to the sky
For tonight you will see the first ambulance fly!"
I just shook my head as we loaded him in
Then climbed in the cab as I started to grin.
The reindeer just sat all lined in a row
In front of the truck as if ready to go.
I was hoping they'd move with the siren's first sound
But then they took off and we were up off the ground!
Just under the clouds and up over the trees
Sailing along just as light as a breeze,
We landed on rooftops dispersing the toys
Dropping off gifts to the good girls and good boys.
We made a quick stop at the hospital's bay
And wheeled Santa in, rather hoping he'd stay.
"We'll call in report later!" then we took to the sky
"We are delivering presents!" as we waved our goodbye.
We continued to work through the starry-filled night
Delivering toys until morning's first light
With our station in view, we headed toward land
My partner and I were just happy to stand.
Dispatch was angry and the more we explained
The less they believed us and the more they looked feigned.
So we sat in our station and as meek as two mice
We turned on the news, but we had to look twice!
As the media talked with some people in town
It was obvious to them something strange had gone down.
Tire tracks were found on a rooftop or two
And the children were yelling "this year Santa wore blue!"
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Shawn, you FOUND your Christmas spirt!!!!!!!! AWSOME JOB!!!!!!!!!!
Excellent take on an old favorite! I hope the "paramedic santa" makes it to my house this year!! No chimney, but i'll leave the door open!! (or just use your key...) Happiest of Holidays. See you in the New Year!! ;)
Lanesborough Town Election Sees Expanded Select Board
By Breanna SteeleiBerkshires Staff
LANESBOROUGH, Mass. — The Select Board will now have five people serving with the addition of two more board members elected on Tuesday.
Juli Baker, Jeffery Walters and incumbent Michael Murphy took the three seats up for election in a five-way race, winning a three-year, two-year and one-year seat respectively based on the number of votes received. Out of the running were Scott Graves and Christian Halley.
Out of the more than 2,600 registered voters, 328 cast ballots Tuesday in the annual town election, or about a 12 percent turnout.
The current board consists of Chair Deborah Maynard, Jason Breault, and Murphy. The new board was voted to have five members back in 2024 at the annual town meeting after resident Kristen Tool filed a citizens petition to expand it. The home-rule petition was sent to the Legislature and was approved late last year.
Murphy was running for a third term. He said he is not done with his work on the board and wants to see more projects done like the mall. He was voted back on with 168 votes for a one-year term.
"I feel like I've put in a good six years, but I do feel like there's a couple things that I'd like to see through that are still, you know, somewhere either on the front burner or the back burner," he said. "I'll talk about the mall, I'd love to play a role in seeing how that plays out. What's moved to the back burner after being on the front burner for a couple years is the need for a new police station. I still believe there's a need for that."
He is proud to be a part of the board that will expand its members and to have helped the town have a better atmosphere and attitude toward its residents.
"My proudest accomplishment is getting a better home for our Police Department, one that they need very well," Murphy said. "Some of the things that surprised me a little bit, but that I think I had an impact on, is improving the atmosphere within the Town Hall building. I think that's the best way to put it. There was a time, and I heard from many, many people in the community when I ran that I was surprised to hear how they didn't feel welcomed, they didn't feel comfortable, and I think that that attitude and that atmosphere has changed, and I've had something to do that."
Baker won the three-year term with 258 votes. Baker has been in Lanesborough since 2021 and has been participating on the Finance Committee, which she will now leave to be on the Select Board.
She ran because she felt she could help with her experience on many other boards and her ability to be a leader and see both sides of every story.
"I've had a lot of input into other groups like the planning board and the zoning board, and a lot of the issues that have been happening in town, and I feel like I have a very level head about very contentious issues, I look at all sides of every issue and cut through the emotions and get to the bottom of what the issue is and what's best for Lanesborough," she said.
Key issues she plans to address include managing tax increases that she has done with the finance board, addressing the short-term rental bylaw, and resolving the stalemate over the mall property to find the best way to get real value from the property.
Walters took the two-year term with 215 votes. Walters has been a resident for 26 years and owns Snap-On Tools dealership. He said he looks forward to working with the board and says one of the key issues he has heard is the taxes and wants to help maintain the residents taxes. He said he has been talking about running for about eight years and the bigger board helped push him to put his name on the ballot.
"I said I would like to run for a selectman. We're going to a five person select board, so I thought it'd be a good time. Being a small business owner, I feel I have something to contribute to add to the people that we have already in the Select Board," he said.
Graves said he wanted to be on the board to help others in the community feel welcome as he did not when he first came.
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